Saturday, October 15, 2005

Wal*Mart Memories

Wal*Mart. You remember them, don’t you? They have recently decided to explore the possibility of getting into the banking business. Makes sense. They certainly have plenty of money to work with. Just think of the possibilities if Wal*Mart goes even further! You could wake up to Wal*Mart Radio (99.7 on your FM dial) on your Wal*Mart alarm clock, just before hopping into the shower. (Towels and soap…Wal*Mart!) Have breakfast, eating some of the groceries you bought at Wal*Mart. Then it’s off to work, (at Wal*Mart, of course) driving the new Wal*Mobile you purchased with a loan from your local Wal*Bank. But since you work at Wal*Mart, it will be many, many years before that loan is paid off. And it’s the same problem with your Wal*Mortgage. This whole thing gives you a headache…but you really can’t afford to go to the Wal*Doc again; you still owe quite a bit for the surgery they performed last month, a complete wallet removal.

Oddly enough, the banking industry is upset with this proposal. (Make that more scared than upset)

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