Thursday, November 30, 2006

Comedy

“Seeking to create a more meaningful citizenship test, the federal government unveiled 144 draft questions Thursday that it will try out on immigrants taking exams in 10 cities. A sample question: Why do we have three branches of government?”

What is this? Some sort of “Polish” joke? Like, how many congressmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? OK, let me try it…we have to have 3 branches of government because none of the 3 is bright enough to do it on their own. No? That wasn’t the answer?

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