Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Reconciliation is not an option

I’m getting a divorce. From telephones. I’m going to rid myself of my home phone number. It’s the cell phone only for the rest of my life. That way everything can go to voicemail. Any number that doesn’t allow caller ID is ignored. It may take awhile to rid myself of that ‘landline’ but I’m starting now.

I used to think that I was alone in my dislike of telephones, but it turns out that there are millions of us that are unwilling slaves to that infernal invention. A slave no longer!

There! I feel so much better...


  1. Kitty7:12 AM

    Where is the phone right now? Did you send it to the garage?

  2. Oh, the phone is still in the same old place. I'm the one with the attitude, not Laurae. That will be her phone. So it will takew awhile for me to break away. Every time someone asks for my phone number, I will give them the cell #

  3. As soon as I can get satelite internet service my land line will be gone too.