Saturday, July 4, 2009

Hot Dogs and Apple Pie

It's the 4th of July. Are we all done? Has the Palin train left the station on its way to nowhere? Please, let it be so. (the best part? She's taking a whole bunch of rightwing nuts with her, further fracturing the Republican party!) Now the mainstream media can get back to sightings of Michael Jackson; the important stuff. (He was seen working at a 7-11 in North Dakota. His image was burned into a piece of French Toast at a diner in New Jersey.) And we can get back to our holiday. Pass the relish!


  1. Now that Michael is supposedly gone, perhaps Elvis can finally rest in peace.

  2. you're right, we're gonna have Michael sightings from now on....great post, by the way!