Too Much Pork and Too Little Sugar

Too Much Pork and Too Little Sugar
The Energy Bill...17,500 pages long. Most of it in added Pork that never saw the light of day, being added after the bill had left committee and comments were no longer permitted. All done late at night, the midnight provisions as they are called. The Republicans? These are the very best that money can buy!

I can only think of one explanation...Shortly after election, all new legislators are whisked away to some secret laboratory, where their consciences are removed. This allows them to function effectively in Congress...and later, when they become lobbyists!