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Some great quotes... always useful when you can't think of anything to say.


Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. -
Otto von Bismarck

Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation. -
Kin Hubbard

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. -
Fred Allen

We are here and it is now. Further than that all human knowledge is moonshine. -
HL Mencken

Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner. -
Douglas Adams

If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging. - Joe Martin

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. -
Steven Wright

Anarchism is founded on the observation that since few men are wise enough to rule themselves, even fewer are wise enough to rule others. - Edward Abbey