Headlines?

I was reading all about Al Gore’s son. The nameless Mr. Gore. The headlines have all the neat stuff; speeding at 100 mph. Marijuana found in car. Drinking. 24 years old. And last but certainly not least…he was driving a Prius! That’s the car that dangerous hippies drive! But… what was his name?

Now I’m not a big fan of Mr. Gore (The one with a name…Al) but I do think the press went overboard on this one. Mr. Gore (Al) is not the president. Mr. Gore (Al) wasn’t driving the Prius. And I have a feeling that it has been a long time since Mr. Gore (Al) took a toke. The nameless Mr. Gore has been alleged to have done all of these things. These are two different people, folks!

And since this happened in California and it appears to be a second offense...I think 20 years to life would be appropriate. And that's just for being in a Prius!