All are good

• Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person? - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
• A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. - Fred Allen
• All marriages are mixed marriages. - Chantal Saperstein
• I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
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  Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates
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  Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago. - Bernard Berenson And we always like to elect leaders who are 'consistent'...which makes us consistent.