One of the big items for politicians to expound upon this year (and the next) is the issue of immigrants. And since I didn’t want to pick on the Hispanic population, the Hmong’s, or the French Canadians or any of the other popular groups to hate; I’ve decided to be against immigration by the Walloons. I don’t think there are any in my neighborhood, so I probably don’t risk a poke in the nose if I decide to ‘hate’ them.
How would I know if there were any Walloons in my neighborhood? Well, they have far too many children, they take all the jobs that good Americans should have, when they’re not working, they are on welfare, they look funny and they talk funny. They take all of the benefits of living in this country and contribute nothing. When’s the last time you heard of a Walloon doing something good? Well? Anything? See, I knew you couldn’t come up with anything…
ps. If you are a Walloon and are offended, let me know and I will change all references of Walloons to Moldavians. (Those darn Moldavians!)
I do not understand how Immigration became such a hot issue in recent years. Unemployment is still way down so no one's job is being taken by undocumented workers. It seems all the ills of the US (what politicians can't seem to sort out)are blamed on undocumented workers. I just cannot see what problems are caused by these people. They certainly take (gladly) the jobs that we do not want to do. I don't get it.
ReplyDeleteNor do I. But I suppose politicians need 'targets'. People or things that they can point to as problems that only they can solve... I know that's the reason why I have decided to 'hate' the Wallooons. And now there isn't a single one in our neighborhood.
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