Quotes

OK, it's time...my favorites are BOLD

1. My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
2. A thinker sees his own actions as experiments and questions--as attempts to find out something. Success and failure are for him answers above all. - Friedrich Nietzsche
3. Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark
4. If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves there wouldn't be enough to go around. - Christina Stead
5. Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac
6. We do on stage things that are supposed to happen off. Which is a kind of integrity, if you look on every exit as being an entrance somewhere else. - Tom Stoppard
7. Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know. - Cullen Hightower
8. He's the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch. - Unknown
9. There are two kinds of light--the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber