Love that oatmeal!

It’s time for some breakfast while I browse the headlines;

Romney Beats McCain in Michigan Vote
By JOHN M. BRODER
Promising to revitalize the automobile industry, Mitt Romney defeated his principal rival, Senator John McCain, by winning a clear plurality.

He promised? Now there’s a man that knows how to lie in a big way! Definitely presidential material.

Bush Prods Saudi Arabia on Oil Prices
By STEVEN LEE MYERS
Saudi Arabia’s oil minister appeared to rebuff the president’s appeal to consider the cost to the U.S. economy

I heard this one yesterday. Did bush really think his old pals would listen to him now? Or was he just grandstanding as usual? Nice try, but no cigar.

Jobs Returns to His Mac Roots With a Thin, Ultralight Laptop
By JOHN MARKOFF
Apple’s Steven P. Jobs introduced an elegant new MacBook, and is betting he can mimic his digital music success with movies.

Way cool! I could be persuaded.