Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Don’t You Love It

We have our 3 year old oven back in operation. After 5 weeks of waiting for the part needed to make it work once again, we were told that, thanks to our 'extended warranty' we had saved close to $400. Which is close to what we paid for our extended warranty. Mysterious?

I can't help but imagine a conversation among the board members of a large manufacturing plant; perhaps Maytag?

CEO: Profits are down. What else can we do to lower our costs?

CFO: Well, since we already pay our employees so little, there isn't much left to cut.

Mfg. Dir: The big part of the problem is the shoddy work. But since we don't pay very much, I can't get any decent help.

CEO: What if…we sold 'extended warranties' to our customers? That way the customers would keep on paying for the product. Even though it was a defective product to begin with. And we can cut wages again!

All: Brilliant!

4 comments:

  1. Extended warranties, yes! My sentiment exactly! Replace quality with a warranty! I recently bought a computer and they actually told me in the store that I needed to get the warranty because "they don't make them [computer parts] like they used to." Gee, why don't they just "make them like they used to" instead of putting a "warranty" on it? Used to be, a warranty was a guarantee of quality, now it's a replacement for quality.

    Shocking to hear "like they used to" and realize we're talking about a decade or so ago, well within even our kids' lifetimes!

    Grumble, grumble... must be gettin' old...

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  2. You might think that offering an extended warranty would be embarrassing for a company. You might and you should... but no one is embarrassed at all.

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  3. And what did it cost you in not being able to use said stove?....

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  4. "what did it cost you in not being able to use said stove?"

    I would estimate that to be somewhere close to $5,000. I will send them a bill...

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