And to be fair, here's one from Dave Barry…
"The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. They're the kind of people who'd stop to help you change a flat, but would somehow manage to set your car on fire. I would be reluctant to entrust them with a Cuisinart, let alone the economy. The Republicans, on the other hand, would know how to fix your tire, but they wouldn't bother to stop because they'd want to be on time for Ugly Pants Night at the country club."
This Truth may live somewhere in the middle, but in a very odd building in a wacky community with very strange inhabitants.
ReplyDeleteLOVE Dave Barry, but I'm not sure he should be allowed to drive and vote and reproduce, you know? ;)