a collection of all the creatures that grace us with their presence at Walmart, America's favorite store.
I'm speechless. Let's just leave it at that. And no, it doesn't have to be Wal*Mart, it could just as easily be Safeway, Ralph's, Raley's, Trader Joe's, even church...
I need to start a People of The Airport site. On my last visit, I did a triple-take on a guy with (ground, up, here works better) firemen's boots, unbuckled; sweat pants; three dress-length shirts in a mix of plaids and florals, layered; a camo jacket; long, greasy hair partly covered by a babushka-style floral scarf tied under the chin; a football helmet with a gray feather taped to the back to stand up above the helmet. You cannot make this stuff up.
ReplyDeleteOh, yes! I need to see something like that! It's no wonder they want to use a full body scan in airports...
ReplyDeleteThe feather? Duct taped, right?
Thanks, I think.
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