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Bush Now Favors Some Fencing Along Border
Visiting Arizona, President Bush declared that he supported fencing some but not all of America's 1,950-mile border with Mexico

Golly! Am I missing something here or what? Doesn’t Bush understand the dynamics of fence construction? That when you start to build a fence, you have to complete it if you want to call it a real fence? And why stop with Mexico? Don’t we have another border as well? Just how friendly are those Canucks? Did you know they are the ones that are responsible for all the French labels and instructions that you see on packages? That alone makes me plenty suspicious of their intentions. And draft dodgers? Isn’t Canada where the draft dodgers live? As you can see, there are a lot of questions we should be asking about those “friendly neighbors” to the north.

Well, we all know that a fence won’t work anyway. (We know – he doesn’t) The only sure fire method is to lock them all up! They broke the law; all 20 million or so and that means hard time! Cross a border – go to jail! Sure, we will have to build some prisons and hire some guards, but this is America and nothing is too difficult for us. (Or too expensive) If we need it, we can buy it. After all, we own the printing press for the money and if we need some – we can just print some.