Nirvana

I think I’ve come up with a solution for the ills of the airline industry and TSA’s problems as well. We could have mandated ‘Patriot Flights’. Every citizen would have to book and pay for two flights a year. But here’s the brilliant part. We don’t actually fly anywhere. We just pay. Then we can go to the airport and watch our plane take off…loaded with cargo instead of passengers. (Less danger - more profit) We can go all of the way into the terminal; right up to the gates, (Like the old days) and we can wave! TSA won’t have to worry about us anymore. They can wave too! But it gets better. Along with your ticket, you get a link to a website that will allow you to download vacation pictures of the destination you chose. Trust me; you’ll be happier. You'll never be bumped from a flight. No waiting in lines. Carry all the water you want. Hey! Sit anywhere you choose...and there won't be any middle seating.