They all seemed humorous, so I included each one...
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is stoned to death. - Joan D. Vinge
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell. - Harry S Truman
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died. - Richard Diran
Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed. - Sir Winston Churchill
You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well. - Carrie Fisher
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan
Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day. - Unknown
I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect. - George Burns
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